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The Elephant in the Room is an Ass

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Rep. Barney Frank Spotted Wearing Collar

“Well, excuse me,” the congressman snapped at reporters. “But, when you spend day-in-day-out at the office belittling people, it’s a nice change of pace to be lead on a leash for an evening ‘walkie’ by a ‘bear.’” 

“Walkie” is a term of pet endearment made famous by silly English people.

“Bear” is the homosexual word for a dominant sex partner whose back and shoulders are covered in unsightly hair.  Because it is a gay term there is nothing silly about it. Indeed, it should be celebrated.